We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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