my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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