By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize