Say something about gay babies.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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