can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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