O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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