I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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