oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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