Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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