a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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