My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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