spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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