According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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