Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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