It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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