How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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