So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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