ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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