My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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