what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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