Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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