he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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