420 ftw
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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