i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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