another moral hangover. fuck.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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