i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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