She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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