You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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