his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
