I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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