I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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