I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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