That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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