Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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