Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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