Are we in a gay sports bar?
Nicole vs. Life
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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