I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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