You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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