You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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