Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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