I can tuck mytits in my pants
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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