they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
did i just pee glitter
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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