Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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