how can u be prego again
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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