He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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