The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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