No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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