This girl is more easily done than said...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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