How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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