Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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