I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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