he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
