Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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