idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
