i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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