69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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