he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
